His 50TH Birthday Today

I'm aware it's Anthony Cools birthday today, he even showed me his I.D. while I was visiting him...i haven't a clue why, clearly he's daft. In fact, it's his 50TH birthday today. Yup, old as shit. And he even looks much older than that and very haggard due to his excessive alcohol and smoking abuse (his teeth my god!). I'm sure he's going to try to get action today, either from slutty Nikki or one of his other many skanks he has on speed dial, hopefully something bad happens. He's a horrible scumbag user of a human being. Hopefully he gets a disease or cancer. That scumbag Dice Clay wannabe. Cools deserves such horrible karma.